John Lennon at 70

SUBHEAD: Imagine there was no shooting. It’s easy if you try. No Mark Chapman. Only John, a bitter old guy.

 By Mark Beech on 8 December 2010 in Bloomberg News - 

Image above: Detail of drawing by Patricia Mitchell of John Lennon at 70. From (

You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m certainly not the only one: Lennon fans today face the 30th anniversary of his death. Based on what we know from his short life, we can guess what the ex-Beatle might have done, what causes he would have embraced, what songs he would have written.

My guess is that he would be a cranky 70-year-old, a not-so-English eccentric, ridiculed by many, still venerated by fans. Not that the creative outlook was so good in 1981. Rock is best born out of youthful passion and pain (in Lennon’s case, “God” and “Help!”).

He died a middle-aged millionaire, mellowed by domestic bliss and extended vacations. On the sugary “Double Fantasy” LP, he told his son Sean “I can hardly wait to see you come of age,” a line now heavy with irony -- at the time just cringe-worthy.

The best hope is that some headline or another would have shaken Lennon’s complacency and fueled feverish bursts of music. He was best when grumpy and outspoken. I suspect John would have overcome technophobia to deliver his message fast: streaming tracks, blogging and Twittering.

Most enticing was the prospect of a Beatles reunion. Paul McCartney, carrying a guitar, showed up at the Dakota during Lennon’s “househusband” years and was turned away. John was baking bread and looking after the baby.

Still, it’s easy to see the “estranged fiances” joining again for a good cause. Lennon always erratically pleased himself and didn’t care what others thought. I think he’d have got more into vegetarian and macrobiotic food (with lapses for fish and chips and Brandy Alexanders) and hobbies (sailing, Beatles memorabilia).

He’d probably have written more books, loved Nirvana for its uncompromising attack and attacked Oasis as copycats. Here’s what might have happened. Dec. 8, 1980: Lennon returns to the Dakota. He decides to call his older son -- John had just said in an interview he was sorry to have missed out on the boy’s growing up. He promises Julian a motorbike for Christmas.

After a long chat, it’s late:
the Lennons stay in for a TV dinner. 1984:

Lennon gleefully joins Bob Geldof’s Band Aid. 1985:

The Beatles reunite to sing “Across the Universe” at Live Aid. In subsequent years, Lennon plays with U2 and Bob Dylan at the Live 8 and Live Earth concerts, then declares he’s “bored with the whole charity thing.” 1986:

Lennon re-records “Give Peace a Chance” and attacks Ronald Reagan, Margaret Thatcher and yuppies. He starts campaigning for Nelson Mandela’s release. British Tea 1991:

While Lennon’s accent is now trans-Atlantic, he misses “things like British tea.” He buys a house in London, though spends more time in the U.S. and Bermuda. 1995:

McCartney asks for Lennon’s help with a Beatles compilation. The band jams at George Harrison’s studio until Ringo Starr falls asleep and the others argue. The project is shelved. 1997:

McCartney is knighted. Lennon says “Once I’d have been disgusted. Now, if it makes him happy, that’s cool.” 2001:

Lennon completes the unfinished Beatles reunion album with Phil Spector. After Harrison dies, it’s released as a tribute under the title “Free as a Bird.” 2003:

Lennon gets his 15th honorary doctorate and releases his 20th CD, “Crosspatch,” a plea for the environment. 2008:

Lennon campaigns for the election of Barack Obama, “my chum.” Wearing a fedora over thinning gray hair, he sings “Imagine” at the 2009 inauguration. The relationship is later strained when Lennon demands free organic food for the homeless. 2009:

The Lennon-Ono marriage, which he says could have ended in tears, marks its 40th anniversary with a new version of his song “Grow Old With Me,” now a standard at weddings. Today, Dec. 8, 2010:
An ordinary day in the Lennon household. Julian calls his dad to say that it was exactly three decades ago they were reconciled: He has cherished the motorbike and wants to sell it for a charity run by Bono. Lennon gives his blessing and decides to head for the studio.  

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