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Retail zombies haunt the malls

SUBHEAD: The long list of retailers not accepting bankruptcy is holding the rest of the industry back.

By Mirrian Gottfried on 15 February 2017 for Wall Street Journal -
(https://www.wsj.com/articles/retail-zombies-haunt-industry-1487152981)


Image above: Teen apparel retailer Wet Seal is closing all of its stores. The retail sector would be better off if some others did the same. Photo by Justin Sullivan. From original article.

Let them die.

Investors are normally a ruthless bunch but some are keeping alive a range of battered retailers, which is making things worse for the already struggling industry.

More retailers are teetering on the edge of bankruptcy than at any point since the recession. Moody’s rates the debt of 19 retailers, or 13.5% of the retailers it covers, as “speculative, of poor standing and subject to very high credit risk” or worse.

That is up from only 5.6% of the ratings agency’s retail portfolio at the end of 2011 and compares with 16% in 2009 in the middle of the financial crisis.

As dismal as things are among stores fighting e-commerce competition and endless price pressure, not that many have gone bankrupt. American Apparel, Limited Stores, Wet Seal and Sports Authority so far have been more the exception rather than the rule.

The roster of the living dead is mostly made up of household names, including publicly held companies Sears Holdings, Fairway Group Holdings and Bon-Ton Stores and private-equity-owned David’s Bridal, TOMS Shoes, True Religion Apparel, Nine West Holdings, Payless ShoeSource, Gymboree, Claire’s Stores and J. Crew as well as parent company Chinos Intermediate Holdings.

The future doesn’t look any brighter. A Republican proposal to tax imports by making them nondeductible expenses and exempt exports could further burden these companies.

To buy themselves time, some of the companies have done distressed-debt exchanges, in which bondholders agree to take a haircut, and other more creative arrangements. In September, Claire’s said it swapped $574 million of debt for new term loans that mature in 2021.

And in December, J. Crew moved $250 million worth of intellectual property to a Cayman Islands subsidiary with the aim of borrowing against the assets and using the proceeds to buy back some of its debt. Gymboree, which has a $769 million secured term loan due February 2018, could end up looking for a similar out.

But investors may just be prolonging the inevitable. “What is the end game?” asks Moody’s retail analyst Charles O’Shea.

The problem is investors don’t want to believe the end is near. Instead bondholders are clinging to the idea that at least part of the dire situation is a temporary—the result of bad weather, a dip in tourism or fluctuations in oil and gas prices—as opposed to a secular decline. By allowing the most troubled retailers to live on, investors are contributing to the glut of bricks-and-mortar stores that has been weighing on retail margins, leading to store closures even at healthier retailers such as Macy’s.

A rise in bankruptcies wouldn’t be painless for the survivors. There would be inventory liquidations and even more vacancies at malls. Still, stronger retailers’ best hope for survival may be putting the zombie retailers to rest.

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Google, Pokemon Go, Apocalypse

SUBHEAD: How a Google April Fools' joke unleashed the zombie apocalypse on the world.

By Tyler Durden on 16 July 2016 for Zero Hedge -
(http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-07-16/how-google-april-fools-joke-unleashed-zombie-apocalypse)


Image above: "Am I real?" Is he real? "Was I just driving? he real?" From (http://multiplayer.it/notizie/168301-pokemon-go-aperte-le-iscrizioni-per-la-closed-beta-americana-di-pokemon-go.html).

Remember the "Google Maps Pokemon Challenge"? Probably not. It was a one time event that took place on April Fools day in 2014. This is how Google explained it.

Dozens of wild Pokémon have taken up residence on streets, amidst forests and atop mountains throughout Google Maps.

To catch 'em all, grab your Poké Ball and the newest version of Google Maps for iPhone or Android. Then tap the search bar, "press start," and begin your quest.

And, follow Google Maps on Google+, Facebook or Twitter for hints and tips for the most dedicated trainers.
The ad in question:


Video above: From original article and (https://youtu.be/4YMD6xELI_k).

Many laughed and quickly brushed it aside... but not Niantic Labs, a software development company founded in 2010 incidentally as one of Google's own internal startups. Niantic - which all the way back in 2012 was developing location-based mobile games - was spun off as an independent entity in September 2015 and less than a year later released Pokemon Go together with Ninentdo (quickly resulting in Nintendo becoming the most-traded stock in Japanese history).

And while we are delighted that Niantic CEO John Hanke has been unquestionably successful with his adaptation of an "April Fools" joke in the form of Pokemon Go, we are a little concerned that he has also unleashed the Zombie Apocalypse.

Dont believe us? This is what USA Today wrote today, when the sighting of a rare Pokemon made hundreds of New Yorkers into Central Park-stomping zombies.

First, some quick Pokemon background:

Eevees are cute little fox-type Pokemon that, unlike other Pokemon, can evolve in eight different directions. They only evolve once, and after they do, they can’t evolve any more.

What that means is that if you want to catch all the Pokemon, you have to either catch eight different Eevees and evolve them all in different ways — which is really tough to do — or you have to catch the other, rare evolutions when they do appear.

And, well, one appeared in Central Park late on Saturday night. A Vaporeon. Here’s what that one looks like…

And here’s what it looks like when a bunch of Pokemon addicts actually see one.


Video above: Pokemon Go causes Vamporeon stampede in Central Park NYC. From original article and (https://youtu.be/4YMD6xELI_k).

It's not just the Vaporeon. This is what happened when something called a Charizard appeared.


Video above: Then the appearance of a wild Charizard in this park... From original article and (https://youtu.be/eDDTjTuCLNE).

In retrospect, if ISIS had really wanted to destroy western civilization it should have skipped all the suicide bombers and "made in the San Fernando Valley" decapitation videos, and just hired a few good programmers... 
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